blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.

yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.

by indianblondy January 6, 2022

dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

by 6ysusie September 19, 2009

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

tall, blond, and gorgeous

JOHNNY SUH OF NCT

"johnny of nct is so tall, blond, and gorgeous."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."

by ilovevivi November 9, 2020

james blond

James Blond is a nickname for Daniel Craig who is the sixth James Bond, but has blond hair instead of the typical black hair that Bond has always had.

Many critics call Daniel Craig "James Blond" and some are very unhappy with him being cast as Bond.

by TheForgottenSpark November 12, 2006

blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry

by E dawg February 15, 2004

a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

by : P ya right May 17, 2006