blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

blonde power

The infinite & incredible strength a person can only have from Blonde hair. Even stronger when natural. This makes it the far superior hair race.

Natural enemy: The ginger.

The blonde army will always win, they have Blonde Power.

by BlondeNation September 25, 2013

Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have

If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez

by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012

blondephile

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.

Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.

by SoleilSmile January 9, 2007

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

blodne

someone whom can't fucking spell blonde right....

I'm so fucking stupid i cant even spell blodne....fuck.

by blodnebaby65443 May 5, 2005

blodnik

A tall Austrian man.

Blodnik's class gives me a lot of anxiety. Blodnik you want us to fail on purpose don't you ?

"I aspire to be Blodnik a tall , Austrian man" sam Cruz

by Bio student February 24, 2015