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BlobFish 

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A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

Blobfish Simp 

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
Blobfish Simp by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020

THE BLOW FISH 

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.
JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.
THE BLOW FISH by Briney January 19, 2023

Blow-fish Surprise 

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
Blow-fish Surprise by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

Blobfish 

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.
Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.
Blobfish by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish 

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.
OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together
Blobfish by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019