Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.
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by Klan November 21, 2021
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dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
by Tjomas November 22, 2021
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