BJ points

Accrued social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of a significant other, to be rewarded later with blowjobs. Similar to brownie points.

Surprise bouquet at work = Major BJ Points. Jus'sayin.

by alleviate October 26, 2015

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BJ Twin

A perfect partner for oral sex.

Roxanne was Lenny’s BJ twin as no one could give him better oral orgasms.

by Kong Dong 69 January 16, 2021

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Bj knees

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.

You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.

by lalaloveless June 26, 2016

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BJ Mendes

It´s when you give a classmate a blow job during class.

OMG, that girl gave me the best BJ Mendes during computer class.

by jlkbg March 30, 2009

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Simply the greatest marketing idea of all time. When a resident barfly skankopotamus wants to hear her favorite song played on the dance floor, the DJ tells her to get in the DJ booth and give his manjunk a mouthhug, and that will help move her song to the top of his playlist. Invented by a Shawano DJ back in '94.

Skank: Dammit, I want to hear my song.
DJ: Then get in here and give me a 'BJ for the DJ'.
Skank: No problem. UR awesome!
DJ: Yeah, I already know that

by DJ_Scotty2Hotty February 20, 2011

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BJ Hero

Blow Job Hero; a heroic mouthpiece'd person who performs a bj in such a manner that it feels like any problem in life, just doesn't matter anymore.

1.
Boyfriend: Baby, I had such a bad day at work today, will you be my bj hero tonight?

Girlfriend: haha, okay!

2.
Single man strolling up to a party with "Will you be my Bj Hero?" on his t-shirt

by straight outta the boot January 7, 2010

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