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Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!
by Winks99 May 4, 2019
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buyingkaeyafromwalmart

unironically the most funniest underrated person on tiktok
jason - yo u know buyingkaeyafromwalmart

jack- ya they made yo mama die from laughter ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Biwingual

A person who likes flats & drums equally in an order of chicken wings.
I had this girl Carla out on a date . She had asked: What do you like better? Drums or flats? I told her Iโ€™m Biwingual and love both equally but may make a compromise for her if she likes one over the other.
by 2LunchTommy February 14, 2022
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biting at someone's balls

1) When everyone is giving you things to do etc., especially small, annoying tasks.

2) When everyone needs something from you e.g. attention, documents, a reply, a recommendation etc.

3) When everyone's demands happen all at once.

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4) When you are getting sexual attention from people, usually unwanted attention, and especially in the form of messages. Basically, when everyone wants a piece of you.
biting at someone's balls

1) My god, everyone is biting at my balls recently. My boss needs this document sooner, my friend wants me to check this message for her, someone wants me to donate to their charity thing, my coach wants a testimonial. Can't everyone just piss off for once?

2) Damn bro, everyone's biting at your balls. You gotta set boundaries, say no to things, you know?

3) I wish the whole world would stop biting at my balls. I don't wanna do any of this shit, I just wanna chill in bed.

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4) Dude, I have so many girls biting at my balls on Tinder, especially when I don't reply within, like, an hour. Jeez, I mean, I have other shit to do, you know? I have a life.
by benjibugger February 25, 2022
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Biking

When you collude on a test.
"Bro do you anyone who goes to Mira Loma High School?"
"Yeah I do. These fuckers enjoy biking every test"
by collusionbiker55555 April 22, 2022
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buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022
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poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.
That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!
by Mr. Ass April 3, 2004
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