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Biker Crank

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.
"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"
by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022
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Wannabe biker

Someone who dresses like a biker to look like one
Did you see joe yesterday he looked like a total Wannabe Biker
by SOAFANATIC February 8, 2022
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Biker Jo

A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.

Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?

Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"

Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .

It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020
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cool biker dude

a cool biker dude is a little boy who roars like a tiger and bounces on his motorcycle. He is the coolest biker dude.
by anonymous February 12, 2021
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Bikering

A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.
Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,
by virilebruhmmer March 17, 2020
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bieber biker

A biker who dances to Justin Bieber music.
That bar was full of bieber bikers.
by Ashaira August 10, 2019
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