In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...
However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...
" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."
"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."
"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."
by Dwergi December 31, 2005
Get the Wicked Bible mug.The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.
Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."
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Often a Cosmo or some other type of girl magazine that somehow female cadets at West Point, aka trou, manage to read while "physically exerting" themselves on the lowest levels on a trou chariot.
Look at that trou on her chariot reading the trou bible, like she can really use that magazine to "please her man."
by TR 1 December 9, 2008
Get the Trou Bible mug.Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.
"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008
Get the bible thumping mug.One who is slutty and whorish, and talks about nothing all the time.
They may or may not be a compulsive liar, they do try to do anything to draw attention towards themselves.
they are also easily grief stricken, and they over react about everything.
They may or may not be a compulsive liar, they do try to do anything to draw attention towards themselves.
they are also easily grief stricken, and they over react about everything.
by AJ Mormando April 22, 2006
Get the hoe babble mug.Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
by fettfan91 March 15, 2010
Get the LOLcat Bible mug.To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner. It's not required to acheive nothing, though it is a frequent side effect. Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.
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