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please do better

A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.
Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!

Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?

Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—

Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.
by Louis Shipper March 10, 2020
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Better half

Me: What's wrong, dude?
You: I'm having some issues with my better half.
by jesssssssick.aaa. December 28, 2009
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Betterer

Taking something to the next level. Better than 'ace' but not as good as 'bettererer'
Gail: Hey Scott, Corby is ace!
Scott: No Gail, I think you'll find that Corby is even betterer!
by Dunney Boy September 15, 2016
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I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
by Gagump May 17, 2009
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you better work

An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Note: The subject is variable.

Syn: work, shwerk

See also: you better
Johnathon: those headshots are fierce… you better work!

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Rom: did u hear that john-eric hooked up with one of the bel ami boys? he better work!
by ETERNIA January 12, 2005
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Betelgeuse

The red supergiant star in the constellation of Orion.
This ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
Pronounced "beetlejuice", the word was thus misspelt to provide the name of the titular villain in a 1980's Tim Burton film.
Geek#1: Someday our sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and become a giant like Betelgeuse.

Geek#2: Someday you'll regret wasting your life on the internet, when your eyes are burnt out from the persistant glare of LCD screens.
by Uncle Jimbo September 30, 2006
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betterman

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.
Betterman is a great song, nuff said.
by Brazzle June 17, 2006
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