Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

bert mccracken

my love

ma love

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

bert mccracken

crazy definitly, i did more than hump is leg at warped tour... heart flutters

hottie, great kisser, tease

by madai December 4, 2003

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

by katy knows..... October 4, 2003

bert mccracken

probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand

by i've said too much haven't i... July 31, 2003