bengkong

1. An onomatopoeia of creaking metal caused by an object deforming from its regular shape.

adjective
1. A line, shape, or object slightly sloping from its regular angle; slanted

verb
1. The act of slanting or deforming an object.

onomatopoeia
"The chair went bengkong when his bag was placed on it."
adjective
"The mailbox looked bengkonged after the mailman crashed into it."
verb
"He bengkonged the blackboard using his hammer."

by Sophos, Goddess of Information December 25, 2025

The Bangkok Bugle

The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.

"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"

"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"

by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026

Kac Vegas in Bangkok

Some dumb Polish fuck who don't know how this movie's called in English (The Hangover part II)

- Dude you know how is the fat guy from Kac Vegas in Bangkok called?
-Tf you talking about

by patrolpolicyjny April 2, 2020

International School Bangkok

One of the most expensive private international schools in Thailand. The annual fee for 7th grade is the same price as your first year in university. The school is not even in Bangkok and the kids who go there only come out of their closed gated community once a month because of the distance. American highschool wannabes with a polo shirt as a uniform despite the tuition fee being millions of baht. Unless your parents are ambassadors or famous thai actors goodluck fitting in.

Hey I’ve never seen you before did you just move to Thailand?

No I have lived here my whole life I just go to International school Bangkok.

by porkfriedrice111 May 17, 2020