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by Hercolena Oliver March 6, 2009

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

beandinger

Someone who throws beans at things and thus creates a dinging sound upon impact - a beandinger.

He bingdinged his way to the top that little lima, what a little beandinger.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

bending the barcode

to negate a positive process; to lessen the fun of something.

in laymen's' terms: to act lame in a way that holds up a fun activity, to ditch a plan at the last mintute; to act uncool.

"Dude, you can't go to the movies with us tonight? You are so bending the barcode right now"

by KMCATF June 27, 2009

Nerve Bending

A very high form of agrivation, usually given to you by a co-worker, boss, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, friends, etc...

Dude, this girl I was talking to yesterday gave me such a nerve bending, kept on blabbing on about stupid shit.

by Tragic Hero June 27, 2007

bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

bending corners

To drive around a corner and drop of your hoe and pick her up later at the same turning corner

"hey niggas where you at?" "im bending corners nigga"

by cornerbender May 13, 2005