better paying job

A job that pays, as the name suggests, better ( ie more than) minimum wage in your society

S on: I want a better paying job, but don't want to start by working at

McDonald's or Burger King

Dad: oh well, you can start by trying to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma March 13, 2017

Better Bandai

Some weird bot YouTube channel that posts random beeping videos every 2 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey man have you seen Better Bandai yet?

Guy 2: *searches channel* Wtf is this?

by THICK JUICY MEATS February 18, 2021

better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

better than heroin

Used to describe something both very good and equally addicting.

"Say, #2, have you tried this new burger?"
"Can't say I have, #1. Will it satisfy my hunger."
"Oh, without a doubt, friend. This burger is better than heroin."
"Is that so? Well, perhaps it will take care of these black marks on my arm."

by Dave Rapp August 30, 2005

better the devil you know

Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

by kweenmcr September 22, 2016

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004