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Bastet

A sexually and gender confused being, that is always drunk, and high which adds to their confusion.
When unable to get drunk and/or high, their mood takes a huge change and becomes what is known as, emo.
Look at bastet pondering his sexuality on the forums, he's so drunk and high!
by Auvreal December 2, 2009
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basten

a very fat, sweaty black male with testicular problems
i think i'm turning into a basten!! o:

ohmygod you're a basten!
by magandy January 4, 2008
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Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.
by milky Straws April 23, 2009
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baste my turtle

wash your genitals (male)

A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
Dude, I've been sweating all day. I've got to go baste my turtle before I go out tonight.
by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008
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basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.
Jon Thomas is a basterd!!
by JonThomas August 26, 2009
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bastie

Shortened form of bastard, meaning "a mean, disagreeable, or otherwise unpleasant person or animal, especially a rival or enemy." Plural form is "basties."
Those Hildebear basties in Phantasy Star Online are a pain to kill when you're only at level 1.
by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003
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bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.
You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.
by IronFist February 1, 2005
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