Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

bass guitar

An instrument scientifically proven to be sexy because its low-end frequency range of 30-100 Hz corresponds with the frequencies at which vaginas vibrate when sexually aroused!

Jenny felt a slight tingling but increasingly stronger sensation with her vagina, that seemed to correspond as the bass guitar solo progressed.

by E-209 December 2, 2010

Chuck Bass

The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.

Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

by you_know_you_love_me January 7, 2008

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

by assofbass September 22, 2007

dirty bass

Dirty Bass is a distorted Bass sound, not that the Bass itself is dirty but you get a feeling of uncleansliness listening to it. Also referred to as Filthy Bass, it's a feeling you also perceive and no doubt asscociate with euphoria. That shit drops and it blast you backwards over your damn chair into the corner covered in audio filth like 'AWWW YEAH!". It's the reverb that makes audio virgins bite the pillow. You know what I'm saying? After listening to enough of it you realize what is a filthy drop just by recognition, at first your all like "I dunno, I guess this is dirty?" but give it a while and your all like "OH SHIT! Thats filthier than a resteraunt toilet seat! PUMP THAT SHIT UPPP!"

Bassnectar - Boombox (And the Datsik Remix)
Woo Boost - Rusko
Chains Hang Low - Jibbs (AFK and Crizzly remix)
Firepower, Too Late, Cold Blooded - Datsik
Theres lots of other ones these are just examples that come to mind. Theres lots of Dirty Bass out there.

by Audiovirginnomore September 18, 2013

bass drum

1. Some of the sweetest instruments in marching band. Starts at #1 (usually carried by the smallest member) and increases in size. High schools normally have around four or five. Colleges/universities usually have many more.
2. That really big drum in concert band/pit.

1. Person 1- So you play bass drum?
Person 2- Yeah.
Person 1- Sweet.

2. Person 1- Oooh! BIIIIG drum! How purdy!
Person 2- That's the Bass Drum.

by Crazy Sarah August 16, 2006