basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015

PNW Basic

Being typical Pacific Northwest Basic. Someone who does pnw trendy things like drinking coffee black, only drinking craft beer, rock climbing out of their mothers mini van, skiing only double blacks, wearing flannel, rocking or being into man buns and/or beards, leaving your ski rack on your Subaru in the summer, etc

Ben is such a PNW Basic bro.

by LOLUSOFUNNY December 17, 2014

BASIC bitches

females with expertise in the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

Q: I'm having trouble with syntax
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.

by butt country September 10, 2014

basic bastard

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

by sverige March 30, 2015

Basic Bitch

(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other basic bitches or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average basic bitch usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is a basic bitch and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.

Guy 1: "do you think Jenna is hot?"

Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."

by insertclevernamehere September 19, 2014

Basic Bitch

Typically a female, who:
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have

-copies other women

-painfully obvious that she has no own personality

"Omg! Did you see that girl?"

"No.."
"Me neither. She was probably a basic bitch."

by Hippie55555 July 16, 2015

Basic Bitch

The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.

J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....

by thatwasjusttheworst October 9, 2014