Bathroom Barista

One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.

The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.

by myksryd2 September 9, 2010

backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

Baristaville

An area in northern New Jersey comprised of the three towns of Montclair, Glen Ridge and Bloomfield. First popularized in a blog called Baristanet. Baristanet was founded in May 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.

"Okay, let's settle this debate once and for all. Who has the best pizza in Baristaville?"

by Doyle Redland October 3, 2006

igor barisic

if you know an igor barisic you will know they are the scariest human beings to roam the earth.

will: can i come to your party?
henry: yeah you can but igor barisic is there
will:fuck dat

by gang gang shit blud October 16, 2019

baristi

The workers in an espresso bar. Baristi is the plural form of baristo (male) and barista female.

When the refrigerator failed, the baristi had to discard all the milk and could no longer make cappucino or latte drinks.

by sabertooth May 22, 2006

barista

Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole

Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?

by AErrorist March 13, 2005

Barrister

A type of lawyer in England, other than a solicitor. Barristers don't actually speak in court, they just write. Solicitors speak.

My dad is straight barrister homes

by Carmina> May 11, 2007