Barbieism

The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.

Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009

Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.

Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

Barrio

Spanish term for the "Hood". In the U.S it is used as the Latino equivalent of a Ghetto.

1) In Nueva York we call Spanish Harlem "El Barrio"
2) Ghetto- used for African-Americans/Negros/ Blacks/Niggas
Barrio- used for Latinos/Spics/Hispanics

by Ricco Chico August 12, 2007

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Time barrier

Noun: the theoretical limit of real-time velocity in the known universe, at which point positive time halts, and the mass of any object traveling at that speed become infinite and incapable of any increase in velocity.

"In 1994, Dr. Miguel Alcubierre formulated a hypothetical propulsion system that could, in theory, break the time barrier."

by speedog June 25, 2010

Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.

Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.

by coopedup13 March 23, 2008

Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013