A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010

by Fearman September 26, 2007

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 6, 2024

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
