basham

verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.

"whoa, Rupert, that article you wrote regarding self gratification really was insightful!"

"Yeh it was a fairly vigourous basham session tbh!"

by big_willy_stylz October 30, 2009

banhammer

Fictional weapon wielded by administrators on a computer game server. Used as slang refering to someone being resricted from joining servers.

"Lol, you just showed him!"
"Yea, nice job weilding your banhammer!"
"^^"

by Banhammer Evan May 7, 2008

trinity basham

Also known as Frickin Giant Metal Spoon. A female egg with brown hair, green eyes, and teeth. She is the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Jesus. She is also the mother of Kia Basham. She loves tea and she wants to join the military as a ninja turtle. She is going to marry Daniel Howell. She randomly drinks pickle juice especially late at night like 2am. She is usually sick on Christmas.

Have you met Trinity Basham? She is amazing.

by YouAreMyDad May 14, 2018

bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.

For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog

by jack February 28, 2005

Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.

"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."

by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006

Bahram

A Pussy Slayer who is best at everything. He can make fart noises with his armpit and he is a ladies man

You are a Bahram

by Bahram Bahram December 30, 2016

bahama mama

An incredible overweight and "round" woman of
Asian/East Asian/Polynesian/Native American Descent.

"Check out Bahama Mama comign out of the 7-11"

by DB January 13, 2005