basham

verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.

"whoa, Rupert, that article you wrote regarding self gratification really was insightful!"

"Yeh it was a fairly vigourous basham session tbh!"

by big_willy_stylz October 31, 2009

bashamed

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.

We should have won that game, but I bashamed myself and lost.

by David Mortellaro May 31, 2007

shannon basham

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.

by Kyle Merkel December 5, 2013

trinity basham

Also known as Frickin Giant Metal Spoon. A female egg with brown hair, green eyes, and teeth. She is the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Jesus. She is also the mother of Kia Basham. She loves tea and she wants to join the military as a ninja turtle. She is going to marry Daniel Howell. She randomly drinks pickle juice especially late at night like 2am. She is usually sick on Christmas.

Have you met Trinity Basham? She is amazing.

by YouAreMyDad March 22, 2018

Being a Haley Basham

The act of being a sad and quite regardless of others. This is what you can call someone when they try to be annoying by making very weird facial jesters while being very awquard

Wow she’s annoying she’s kind of being a Haley Basham

by Connors Head is an Egg June 20, 2019

thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

by deanos the stud October 28, 2022