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the david barbo

the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.
Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!
by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017
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dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.
I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.
by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010
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barcode

after a fart "oh no i think i've barcoded my pants"
by Shiftyspursfan September 22, 2005
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Barbed

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.
Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.
by Wynken de Word March 24, 2010
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barboured

When an individual rocks up to your girl in a Barbour branded jacket and smothers her with his ligole bips.
Gabz: I'm going out tonight.

Mother: Watch you don't get barboured by them boys.
by Crookz September 22, 2010
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antigua and barbuda

little tiny carribean country that used to be under british rule. currently, it consists of a pair of islands that seem to exist soley for american, canadian, and european toruist dollars.
antigua and barbuda has nice beaches
by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007
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barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.
When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.
by rasperas August 2, 2011
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