Baldock

a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.

Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!

fuck off mate, stop lying.

by G.O.C August 21, 2009

balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick May 13, 2005

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Balloob

Breasts large enough to resemble balloons, i.e. larger than normal bra sizes. Generally associated with people of the fat variety, though not always.

"Check out that chubba, she has some massive balloobs!"

by lolcatcatlol February 9, 2010

Baldouche

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches

man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"

by wadub January 28, 2010

Double BallDrop

When a man takes a squatting position over his mates head. She is sitting on the floor with her head tilted back and her mouth wide open. The man yanks his shaft towards his torso and proceeds to lower his saggy sac towards his partners mouth while she counts down from 10. With each sequential second coming closer to the moment of glory. Once the countdown hits 0, the manhood sac proceeds to enter the gaping mouth and much celebration and champagne ensues.

NOTE: This spectacle generally happens on the eve of the New Year but any countdown will suffice.

Joe: Hey Jeff what are you doing for New Years?
Jeff: I plan on maybe going to a bar. What about you?
Joe: I have no plans, what about you Al?
Al: I have plans to pop bottles and a "Double BallDrop" at midnight.

by Ilbe PeeWee December 27, 2012

baldo

A really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. Baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.

someone who is balding and fat. He defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. He cusses at his diarrhea.

by Andy August 31, 2004