brett baker

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT

Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

by BRETT is better than Kevin March 13, 2019

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colson baker

The sexiest, funniest, nicest, most interesting man youll ever meet. You will fall in love with him right away. You may even ask him to marry you!

Shit, I love Colson Baker (Col) hes my daddyyyyy!!!!

by Colissexy November 10, 2020

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Cash Baker

Cash Baker is only the most prettiest, cutest, fittest, funniest 16 year old boy in the whole world and I would leave anything just to date him. He’s a TikTok star and a songwriter with is 18 year old brother Maverick Baker. Him and his brother Maverick have a many songs out such as;

Whatever it takes,

Queen,

Young and broken,

Space Cowboy,

And many more go listen then you’ll really be a Cash fan (and Mav😘)

Kaylee: have you seen Cash Baker’s new TikTok omg he’s so fit

Clara: who’s Cash?
Kaylee: wait you don’t know Cash omg go search him NOW he’s onl the cutest guy ever

by Cash Baker October 29, 2019

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THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'

"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"

by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008

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Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

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Bart Baker

Bartholomew "Bart" Baker is an American entertainer, web-based comedian, video producer, singer, rapper, and parody artist. He is best known for making parody videos of notable songs, for which Billboard dubbed him one of the most prolific makers of music parodies. However back in September 2019 Bart Baker shifted his career to the Chinese market. His works consist of translating and singing Chinese songs on the social media app Kwai, and his English covers of Chinese songs have been gaining a following on Douyin. In August 2021 He annouced his return in US and make content once again in YouTube. In November 6 of 2021 he uploaded his first music video after 3 years named "POLYDOGE" .

Person 1: Do you know whose bart baker?
Person 2: The guy who makes chinese tiktoks?
Person 1: He was a parody maker, but WHAT?
Person 2: Yeah look at his tiktoks...
Person 1: wtf what happened to bart baker? he was the king of parodies
Person 2: idk he was cut on cash

by thememedefinition March 7, 2022

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