bus 411

The most obnoxious bus with the most obnoxious driver. Has “couches” as seats and driver of this bus needs to turn down hearing aids so she doesn’t get mad for everything. Also not to mention, we get put in assigned seats every time we do something “silly”. Driver makes bus ride the worst hour of our lives. Also she likes to take our gum away.

“Bus 411 is here, ugh”

by crythepie October 21, 2019

Bus stamina

The ability to stand on a bus without falling when is driving. Something you develop if you stand on the bus sometimes.

Judy decided she was going to ride the bus to work. All the seats were taken and she fell over when the bus took a sharp turn, to bas she had't developed bus stamina.

by oddm November 6, 2009

Bus Kid

when a completely loser kid thinks hes cool and tough yelling out the window of a bus, but cant defend himself once he gets off and acts like he didnt say anything.

Mahebawlz was being a fucking bus kid again yesterday. Jesus i hate that kid.

by WoW Robiee August 1, 2007

Bus Insurgents

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.

Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.

by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Bus Pass Nigga

Individual who is generally seen as a failure in life. They'll ride your wake while holding onto your coattails the entire time. They can be identified by asking to show you their bus pass.

Philip: Aye, what's Sean getting on the bus for?
Catbug: You didn't know? He's a bus pass nigga.

Sean: Fuck you guys. *gets on bus*
Philip & Catbug: BPN!!!!!

by Catbug_NotABusPassNigga April 5, 2016

bus test

A thought experiment which explores the impact of losing a person: If a particularly empowered individual in an organization is hit by a bus, will the organization suffer greatly? If yes, fail. If no, pass.

Greg got stuck in a blizzard, right before the company's server failure. It was three days before anyone else could even start to fix the email... guess they fail the bus test.

by we_fail March 19, 2008

Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008