fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch
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I'll burst your pipes

When you want to beat someone up
I'll burst your pipes if you don't shut up!
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Burst my head/ brains

A phrase used to express great disbelief, shock, excitement, surprise or any heightened emotions.
"Bro, these Jordans are so fucking mad!! BURST MY HEAD/ BRAINS"
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The bumping and immediate opening of fists followed by fluttering and retracting fingers.

Comon gesture used to give props.
<you>"Hey Canadian boy. I reckon you like to say "eh" all the time! EH?!"
<your best friend>"Burn!"
<both><fist burst with fadeaway sparkles>
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Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.
Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?
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Like a dog with a burst ball

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.
by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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