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Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.
"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"
by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.
Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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cheese bleed

When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.
Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

Guy 2: too much info dude!!

Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way

Guy 2: Hahahahaha
by hi11m4n August 4, 2010
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Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.
Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.
by Ilanea June 11, 2011
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Fanny-Bleed

A verb of British origin conveying the action of being moody like a woman who has the painters in.

eg to have a fanny-bleed
Joe: I just nailed your old dear mate, she's a rotten old bint...

Dom: You f**kin' what?!

Joe: Alright babe, don't have a f**kin' fanny-bleed about it!
by El Jiddle December 1, 2010
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Beat you till you bleed

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.
If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.
by holmes5 May 3, 2010
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