Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007

Gotta Blast

Often used as an excuse to leave a situation/event. The phrase is also used when someone slides in the DM's

1)"So, Bertha, how about those grades. I heard that report cards are out. Let me see them...now."
"Oops, Gotta Blast"

2) "Alright class, turn in your essay discussing what we read so far. Wait, Bloodrayne where's yours"
"Uh...Gotta Blast!"

by PastelCacti December 24, 2016

blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

Sand Blaster

The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.

"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"

by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011

blastoising

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

by PokeRage September 14, 2013

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005