Birmingham

A town full of imbeciles. Home to the disgusting ‘brummie’ accent which sounds like shite. Anyone that lives in Birmingham is a downie.

‘Don’t go near that trollop, he’s from Birmingham’

by gary190ccfc September 27, 2017

Birmingham, alabama

A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.

Fuck Birmingham, alabama

by December 18, 2023

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy February 27, 2018

birmingham blush

When you’re having a very intense conversation with your boss and he/she takes the opportunity to burp and blow the air into your mouth.... and you taste his dominoes pizza.

Kurt was telling me how I messed up a rental and Birmingham blushed me.

by Jake From Enterprise January 21, 2020

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 03, 2022