Birmingham

literally if you wanna go to birmingham just go to the local tip

eg.

"where do you come from"
"birmingham"
"oh god stay the fuck away from me"

by forehead69420 May 27, 2019

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

birmingham

Birmingham is a gloomy shithole fuck birmingham it’s britain’s punching bag for a reason cuz maia grace price lives there and i hate her

happy fuck birmingham day charlie!!

by Chazzamate December 15, 2023

birmingham

The best person on the internet, the true birming, the true ham.

I love birmingham! They were in the discord vc the other day and I almost fainted thinking about how awesome they were!!

by cody' August 14, 2023