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Birmingham Bubble Wand

Put melted cheese on your partner’s pussy or asshole, then once they fart or queef enough to make the cheese blown up like a bubble, take it off and tie it like a balloon. Another version is putting the melted cheese over the tip of your dick and filling it with cum, making it a sort of water balloon to throw at neighborhoos kids.
Im going straight Birmingham Bubble Wand tonight, baby!
by Tj pornface March 19, 2026
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Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight
"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"
by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025
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Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight
"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"
by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025
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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?
by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
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University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020
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University of Birmingham School

A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone
Welcome to the University of Birmingham School we talk about our private lives and how we’re adopted from two gay males
by Believer094358 May 27, 2019
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The Birmingham Burly Man

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.
Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man
by Savery17 August 1, 2019
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