Binger

A bold face lie delivered with a straight face in light of contradicting physical evidence

To say the earth is flat is to tell a Binger

by Rab481 November 20, 2021

Binger

Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long investigation and trial preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.

I tried to convince the jury that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.

What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was actually brought to court and I bingered the whole thing.

by El Duderino 76 November 16, 2021

Binger

To outright lie in the face of contradictory facts or evidence, or to be inept at your job.

If you were to say the earth was flat you'd be telling a Binger. The worker at the fast food joint not only forgot my straw but gave me the wrong sandwich, what a Binger

by Rab481 November 20, 2021

Binger

Another name for a bong.

Hey, are you done with the binger?
Where's the binger?

by Wu805 March 11, 2022

Binger

From latin Bingerus, it is the short version of an ancient roman medical condition (flacidus junckus) which plagued all of the oligarch class, also known as wokus dipshitus satanica.

Did he just draw a pentagram and asked the dark one for the destruction of the republic?
Yeah, such a binger.

by Glorious Melee Combat November 15, 2021

minge binger

Someone who eats their way through an army of pussaaaay.

Damn, Johnny goes through his female possy like a minge binger!

by shaggadelicbabyyeah May 12, 2014

Binger

Noun: Partially or half-smoked cigarette often saved for emergencies or, in times of austerity, sought after on city streets.

Usage: "I'm gasping for a smoke, do you have any bingers?"
"He's a right binger picker." "I love walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and binger picking."

by TripleEntendre January 22, 2020