benoftheweek

the youtuber ever

someone: you watch benoftheweek?

me: ABSO FREAKING LUTELY

by wingsbymm September 23, 2023

The Barnold Effect

Once a particular a member of an online chat, Skype call, etc. begins acting derpy, the likeliness that the conversation will become more derpy and off topic increases.

"Man I just got out of a really long Skype call."

"Really? What was it about?"

"Well it started off being really philosophical, but then it ended up being about Batman."

"Yeah, that would be the Barnold effect."

by Sprite1701 February 22, 2014

Ronald Benold

Slang term for taking a shit.

“I’m just going to take a Ronald Benold”, “wow, that Ronald Benold almost tore me apart”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!

Jean Benoit is my one and only

by Gia’s November 28, 2020

Benoit

Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.

(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")

Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.

Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)

by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008

Benoni

Town in northeastern South Africa located in the Gauteng Province, in the Witwatersrand gold-mining region, near Johannesburg.

Congratulations to Charlize, of Benoni, South Africa, for winning the Best Actress in a Leading Role Oscar for 2004.

by Benonilad June 25, 2005

benophile

The same as a pedophile only a benophile has an odd fetish for kids dressed as wizards.

Andy: That sick son of a... i hope he goes down for life the damn pedophile
Ben: he'll go down for more than that! hes a benophile, he will get 2 life sentences for sure, the sick bastard

by Ricardo Greene April 28, 2006