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Bauch is an adjective derived form the word debauchery. It is best used to describe a person, place, or thing that bet exemplifies being awesome, drunk, high, fun, delic, raunchy, or otherwise bad from the viewoint of mainstream conservative society. Bauch is usally associated with alcoholism, womanizing, sexism, destructiveness, poor judgement, and a total disregard for ones own or other's well being. Basically everythign choice. bauch originated in small town ohio at oberlin college.
Example One: See Jonny Run. See Jonny Run up to a prostitute and stab her for fun. See Jonny keeping it bauch.

Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.
by Jimmy Fingers December 17, 2004
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Jack Bauer Day

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
by thediddler April 4, 2009
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jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever
"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005
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Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
by Slade Technics December 23, 2006
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baus

slang term for boss
(speek: bows)
who the baus nigga? who's the motherfuckin baus? (slim thug)
by germandude August 26, 2006
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Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
by specs92 April 9, 2009
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kim bauer

1) See Season 2.
2) See Girl Next Door
3) Kim Bauer
by effypapadopoulos April 7, 2007
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