Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

Quad Bars

The 2mg XanaX "bars". They have 4 little sections on them.

Good lord, i took 5 Quad Bars last night and fuckin slep for 22 hours straight.

by Clifto March 25, 2004

spit some bars

aka spitting bars; another way of saying rapping or asking a person to rap battle.

John:"yo ro's a bitch"
Ro:"oh yea, wanna spit some bars"
John:"yo check it, you a bitch, I put you in a ditch, your a pussy and your mom smells like badussy"
Ro: "True"

by that midnight black nigga December 15, 2011

Color Bars

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

by Sergeant Hoze August 28, 2008

No Bars

When someone has no rapping skills

Usually used during a free-style battle

Rapper: "Workin' Zero-four in the mornin' I'm tires as hell and I can't stop yawnin', fallin' out my bed so high. Walk to the bathroom, stub my toe FML..."

Rapper w/No Bars: "Your rhymes are whack, you should get smacked..."

Bystander: "Noooo...that dude has No Bars"

by G.L.A.P. January 23, 2015

handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.

dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.

by eMMiLee September 22, 2005

xanex bars

a pill that straight fucks you up for about 5 hours. You cant walk straight, you cant talk straight, you cant think straight, and eventually theres a good chance you will pass out and not remember what happened the day before. Its like being drunk, but in pill form. It is hands down one of the best pharmaceutical drugs out there. :)

Yo man i was so fucked up yesterday, my friend brought over some xanex bars it was fucking awsome!!We...we...uhhh...wait what did we do yesterday?

by -Jason Super Fly- March 4, 2009