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afraid of commitment

The natural and perpetual state of human males.

Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.

Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."

99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."

Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.

"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 20, 2010
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Adrain

As fat as the fucking Michelin mascot
No eyes
No brain
No dick
Oh that motherfucker is such a fucking Adrain
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Araiza

Araiza is a man who often makes out with multiple girls in one night at the bar, he is not often considered a manwhore. Luckiest bastard in the world.
Me: How many girls did u make out with tonight?
Araiza: IDK dude, let's count
Me: well i saw at least three
Araiza: Damn man i'm going back to my old ways.
by juliana15 January 16, 2010
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azaiyah

cool, dramatic lazy a Little bitch at some times but helpful.
look at that kid such a bitch such an azaiyah
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adraina

An amazing friend she'll get on ur nerves and has the most annoying laugh but she'll always be by your side and she's so beautiful, all the boys hit her up, but like adraina she ignores them tryin to find the one guy, adraina can be your mom she'll tell you what to do all the time, she'll be your sister telling you what to wear, and help u out on everything, adraina is adraina an amazing person😍👀💍
Adraina my best friend she's always there💕
by Realdefinitions👀 February 2, 2018
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I'm Afraid Not

3 words used to defy an action
Hacker: "Haha! I am going to kill everyone!"
Pro: "I'm afraid not."
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Azai

Azai is funny and has a great personality. He has a giant cock and he's is freaky. And he is also very athletic
Azai you are so dirty
by Jonny cannon January 4, 2020
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