An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.
Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
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