Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless June 16, 2007

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

assclown

A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.

Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.

by Janneva March 4, 2011

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

assiltonian

The hamiltonian operator for the wavefunction of a shaking ass (if the ass shaking is modeled as a harmonic oscillator).

Professor Yethiraj, could you tell me? What's my assiltonian?

by Kat December 9, 2003

assclown

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.

Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?

by redelman43199 June 6, 2011