assholian

the nature of an asshole. something that is done that only an asshole would do.

Cheating on her was really assholian of Peter!

by ExtremeMindChocolate November 4, 2009

sock full of assholes

stinky, or something that smells real bad

Dudley's breath smells like a sock full of assholes

by killerdx June 19, 2004

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

assholes

Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.

What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"

by jsd9632 January 18, 2012

group of assholes

There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).

On the way back from the concert we were delayed by a group of assholes, locally known as a "Set"

by TheRealOrz February 18, 2017

Assholiosmosis

The process of becoming an asshole by dating an asshole.

"She wasn't an asshole until she started dating that asshole. It was total assholiosmosis."

by Eachies & Ickies August 11, 2014

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007