Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

by Joshua James October 11, 2006

squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

by Mousepouse October 27, 2017

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?

Strong platonic lover for a person or people

“The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Yeah ig they are”

by Icarus That Flew December 4, 2021

seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.

dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.

by Ginlarde January 15, 2009

Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 15, 2008