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A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:

1. Sneak away.

2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.

3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.

Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.

Origin: 4am Video store.

4. Run!
by He-man has a love child. December 8, 2010
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Hells Angels

A big bunch of wild living bikers which founded in 1948 and amazingly who are maybe one of the fastest growing criminal networks in the world. Sonny Barger the leader of Hells Angels was accused for associating with the country's cocaine distribution network and at least 60 angels have been accused for 160 murders in Montreal on a eight year reign of Terror.
''hells angels were born in 1948''
by sweet jesus June 1, 2006
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Hells Angels

A Motorcycle Club That Started In Southern Cal. In The Early 1960's
by Ronnie Sixx September 7, 2003
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Academy of Holy Angels

A Catholic, Co-Ed, Private school located in Richfield, Minnesota - only two minutes outside of Minneapolis. It is a school filled entirely with white kids and the typical black kid is looked on like a wild animal - and are marveled at. The cost of tuition is currently $12,500 and increases by about 600 - 1000 dollars a year. Starting in 2007, every student gets a laptop to keep which just shows how wealthy the school is. AHA is known very much for their Boys and Girls Hockey programs who have won state 5 times in the last 12 years. The football program isn't doing so great right now, but will be in the next year. There are many exclusive drugs that only the wealthy can afford and an unbelievable amount of alcohol - even freshman are known as drunks at times. The teachers are generally good, with the exception of a few Science and Religion teachers. The school's graduation rate is 100% and 99% go onto college. The curriculum is incredibly difficult and some consider it harder than community colleges - even for freshman and sophomores. The average ACT score is around 26 and there have been several students with 35's and 36's. Students come from all over the state to go to AHA. It's feeder school is known as Blessed Trinity, which is next door, over 90% of those students end up at AHA. Other schools include: Faithful Shepherd, Annunciation, Nativity of Mary, and St. Johns of Savage. Thanks to the laptops, work is rarely done during class and students can e-mail, play games, facebook, and shop online all day. AHA is better than Edina Public School - though they think they are better - we ALL know that they are just another PUBLIC school and can't compete with our money, status, and class.
Guy # 2 "... I have to sit next to that black kid in my class"
Guy # 1 "oh you mean travis, or madeline?"
Guy # 2 "madeline, how'd you know?"
Guy # 1 "there's only 4 in our grade..."
Guy # 2 "there's still that many?!?! we better come to school armed."

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Edina Loser: Huhaha we are so much better than AHA - we've got like 4,000 kids and some money.

Academy of Holy Angels Student: Wtf. You go to public school and you think you're better and wealthier than us? You must be high - with poor drugs, I might add.
by aha2012 September 19, 2009
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Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Blue angels

A outlaw motorcycle club which started up in Glasgow, Scotland.
is there any hells angels in scotland?
Nah but there is blue angels
by wilsi10 February 14, 2012
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Los Angeles Angels Of Anahiem

MLB team formerly known the anaheim angels. probably the stupidest team name name ever made up. it says two different cities in its name and they don't even play in LA. any mexican knows that this name is retarded cause they read 'the angels angels of anaheim.' that's almost as stupid as naming your kid 'you'
say, 'you wants to play with you' and you then realize that this is the most retarded team name ever created.
Stupid White Guy: Yeah!! go angels!

Smart Mexican Guy: Hey ese, eres loco. I'll cut you, ese.
by el ganso March 30, 2005
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