Alphabet

The 26-letter thing in an everyday book. If you don't know it, you are either not smart, a foreigner or a little kid that shouldn't be here. If you can't read this, please learn the alphabet.

Person: "Man, learn the alphabet."
Other person: "But I don't know how!"

by SunobinWhisper December 2, 2018

Latin Alphabet

The alphabet used in all Romanic, or Romance languages

It is basically just the English alphabet to all you Americans out there, but to us smart folk, its the Latin Alphabet

Oh, btw, its Zed, not Zee

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Latin Alphabet

I couldn't do the uppercase letters, because the filter said "Example has too many capital letters."

by Zankou December 14, 2008

alphabesize

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

by deal April 26, 2006

Alphabics

Some retard who is a squeaker

That alphabics is so retarded

by Peculate October 11, 2018

Alphabet Rambo

A 26-part "learning made fun and easy" kiddie-video series, hosted by everyone's favorite rebellious Marine. Examples include:
ARambo: John shows us assorted military long-guns.
BRAmbo" John advises "budding" girls on choosing the right undergarment.
CRAMbo: John studies hard for an upcoming exam.

The "Alphabet Rambo" collection also comprises the following highly-entertaining episodes:
DRAMbo: John discusses small-volume measurements used by the corner druggist.
ERAmbo: John reminisces about various periods in social culture.
FRAMbo: John changes the oil in his car
GRAMbo: Special guest-appearance of John's "Big Ma".
HRambo: John discusses the importance of networking.
IRAmbo. John discusses saving for the long term.
JRambo: Special guest-appearance of John's son.
KRAMbo: "Heavy duty" version of Episode #3.
LRambo: John shows which hand is which.
MRambo: John discusses masculinity.
NRAmbo: John discusses his firearms-organization membership.
ORambo: John discusses choices and alternatives.
PRambo: John discusses the importance of a good reputation.
QRambo: John shows us various bar-codes.
RRambo: John takes us track-side to show us locomotives and cars, plus the awesome equipment used in running and maintaining trains.
SRambo: Special guest-appearance of John's father.
TRAMbo: John takes us along on a ride in a cable-car up a mountainside.
URAmbo: John tells us about the Urban Redevelopment Authority.
VRambo: John demonstrates 3-D video imagery.
WRambo: John shows how letters are sometimes silent.
XRAMbo: .sweiv laicos laisrevortnoc sih dna lraK suomafni eht sessucsid nhoJ
YRAMbo: .“neeuq noitucexe” yrutnec-ht61 suoiroton eht sessucsid nhoJ
ZRAMbo: .yrewerb ogacihC a fo ruot a no su sekat nhoJ

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Alphabet disease

A term to describe people who support or apart of the LGBTQIAPK+.

Person 1: In fact I'm gay

Person 2: Oh so you have the alphabet disease

by Retardef July 24, 2020

alphabuttfuckingbetical

The same as alphabetical, but with more emphasis. Because you are a serious lad.

"And the didn't even put it in alphabuttfuckingbetical order!"

by Roy007 January 1, 2021