Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times

Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"

by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019

Alonso

A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.

Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude

by WindmillMan February 22, 2008

Alonso

Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb

that is very Alonso of you

by alonso1234 July 8, 2021

Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!

Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!

by LClaire August 27, 2005

Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car

Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Alois

I species of piss baby who doesn't know what gaslighting means. An Alois never stops whining when it doesn't get what it wants. Despite this, it's very easy to love an Alois.

Person 1: *Starts whining*
Person 2: "Stop being such an Alois."

by RealLifeNickiMinaj June 21, 2020

Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes

Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"

by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019