Alfredo

A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.

Hold the Alfredo sauce

by Teampanties September 20, 2020

Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020

alfredo

long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too

"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"

by Biximoxi January 14, 2021

alfredinho11

I love him a lot, he's a great friend. Kind ass mf.

Idk wtf to write here but uhhh yeah, I love alfredinho11 a hell of a lot.

by Youwishyoucouldbemeyouuglylitt May 23, 2021

Alfredo Ricky

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky

Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh

by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021

alfredo de bospedo

A popular pedofile in the world who likes to abduct people in his icecreamvan. Alfredo de bospedos are mostly found in dark forests

The Alfredo de bospedo raped the welp.

by The cloudraper333 June 6, 2022

Alfredo

Alfredo is a gay nigga that has 10 orgys with a prostitute and loves big black cock up his tiny butt

Damn is that Alfredo, you love cock!!!

by Ghost Ninja Ttv December 12, 2023