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Alfred

Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
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ALFRED GRUNDY

very centred around sophie miller.
Sophie+Alfred for life
by Ojehwuhwheue March 19, 2023
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Alfred

A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred
by Al Washington September 11, 2020
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Alfred

When you succeed to fail multiple times in a row. Preferably in pools.
Ha! He did an Alfred again. You owe me 20 bucks.
by Estrellathecat February 16, 2017
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Alfred

A quiet person who I don’t got no idea who they is.
Alfred:

Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
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Alfred Fällman

Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.

His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.

Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.
Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”

Affe “ey yo whattup bro”
by Hollson August 31, 2020
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A Alfred

A Alfred is more intense than a Larry but both are very similar.

Never try to embarrass or humiliate a Alfred or a Larry's family near or far.
A alfred is a dependable extremely masculine male.
A Alfred is sometimes quiet and reseverved

A Alfred believes in fact and work

Alfred's are mysterious to woman and the woman like and love it

A Alfred is Grandfather to Desmond's and Saudi's

Alfreds enjoys time unveiling itself through the works of earth and the universe and human ethics

A Alfred needs to have the choice to be freed up and or be home.
A Alfred is a boy at heart and like different type of females.
A Alfred like to spend his monies wislely by not being cheap and loosing out.

A Alfred is exciting and loving

A Alfred loves Animals and many sorts of nature

Get you a Alfred.
my Dad name is A Alfred and he is just like AAlfred.
AAlfred always seem to run the highest paying companies.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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