The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
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your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
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You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
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"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
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