by chadeesa July 20, 2024
Get the Airpod Headmug. A joke.
Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022
Get the AirPodsmug. a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.
“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020
Get the Airpodsmug. by 9383-2387389287348392 May 8, 2019
Get the airpodsmug. Those 2 girls I met a the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.
(Girls with no ass but titties tied up together)
Thats The airpods case.
(Girls with no ass but titties tied up together)
Thats The airpods case.
by browniegang123 July 4, 2025
Get the The airpods casemug. by SpongeBob Airpod case June 18, 2022
Get the SpongeBob Airpod Casemug. Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2
Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.
CHORUS x4
Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)
She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,
Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2
Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.
CHORUS x4
Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)
She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,
Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
Get the Airpod Shottymug.