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situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
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awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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Aware

When you are so high you feel like you know everything that is happening around you.
Mark: Dude lets snap some bongloads right now
Spencer: Dudeee I'm going to be so aware.
by AwareMan June 1, 2010
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Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.
Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009
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Cult Awareness Month

Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.
"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"
by JoggingPotatoes October 24, 2019
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Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).
"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."
by Miteam412 November 4, 2019
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simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .
Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”
by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020
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