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african-american 

1) A politically correct term coined by cowardly white Americans who are afraid of offending blacks and are ashamed of being white.

2) A term that makes no sense, since 'African-American' implies that someone was born in Africa and immigrated to America. Therefore, since most blacks in America were born there, they would more correctly be called 'Blacks with African Ancestry'. Having been born in America, these blacks are simply 'Americans'.

3) A term which implies that all black people come from Africa (and that only black people come from Africa), even though black people come from many other parts of the world.

4) A term which singles out black people living in America from black people living elsewhere.

5) A term that even most black people find ridiculous.
1) White man 1: Look at that cool shirt that black guy is wearing.

White man 2: SHHHHH! He's not black! He's African-American! Don't be racist!

White man 1: Huh? How is that racist?

2) Most blacks referred to as 'African-Americans' have never been to, and will never be in Africa.

3) Would a person from Egypt be called African-American? Egypt is in Africa. How about a white person from South Africa?

4) Black people from France, Canada, England, Jamaica, Switzerland, Brazil, or even from Africa are 'black', but a black man from America is an 'African-American'.

5) The only black people I have ever heard referring to other blacks as 'African-Americans' were politicians, and even those are few and far between.
african-american by macdas April 2, 2007
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African Tickler 

When a man usually African American with a beard is performing cunninglus on a female and his beard tickles their anus causing them to body slam the man's face.
Tyrone: Hey Fred, I just totally gave your mom an African Tickler and she busted my lip.

Fred: Your gross man! Get the hell away from me!
African Tickler by BiGdAdDy15973 February 5, 2012

african gas mask 

Similar to African goggles, but this time you place your penis in the suspects mouth whilst the testicles are resting on their eyes.
Guy: "My girl put on a African gas mask last night, know what I'm saying?"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah, My man!"
african gas mask by Swegory May 2, 2018

African Lasso 

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.
You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

African Glass of Water 

African water 

Also known as air, African water is very common around the entire world.
My friend is from Africa and brought in some African Water for us.
African water by Scoobis_Man September 29, 2021

African Nutsack Tickler 

An old African-American male that normally looks like Morgan freeman. He goes around tickling Italian male's balls.
Barry: Donquavious Jarhavious keeps tickling my balls during my work meetings!
John: Donquavious Jarhavious is such an African Nutsack Tickler.