A man who is somewhat short and smart that gets laid often and is a stud. When a person has such suave techniques to pick up chicks and be a master at whatever he may be doing such as picking up chicks, hunting or fishing.
by Nozair April 12, 2008
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Taking one or more classes that are unnecessary and ending up taking 5 years to earn a 4 year degree.
Realizing 2 weeks before graduation that you could have graduated a semester early if it weren't for that "career exploration" class you took freshman year that your advisor recommended you take to "discover your calling" or "meet people in your major."
Realizing that those transfer credits actually could have transferred and you did not need to re-take that class.
Side of "academic advising" include:
Taking one or more classes that are unnecessary and ending up taking 5 years to earn a 4 year degree.
Realizing 2 weeks before graduation that you could have graduated a semester early if it weren't for that "career exploration" class you took freshman year that your advisor recommended you take to "discover your calling" or "meet people in your major."
Realizing that those transfer credits actually could have transferred and you did not need to re-take that class.
My academic advisor said I had to take a full year of underwater basket weaving courses for my degree, turns out I don't and now I won't graduate this semester.
My advisor screwed me over, I'll never the mistake of taking his advice again.
My advisor screwed me over, I'll never the mistake of taking his advice again.
by blubeblob August 13, 2012
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He is awkward and gentle, but doesn’t shy away from a conversation. He is handsome. He is smart and observant and sees the world through critical yet peaceful eyes. If you talk to him, you will feel better afterwards, guaranteed.
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A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010
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Only some are worthy of the name. He is the founder of 419 and pablo escabars mentor.
Only some are worthy of the name. He is the founder of 419 and pablo escabars mentor.
by Huayra, pagani December 12, 2017
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The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
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