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"no balls" achievement

Made up achievement for real life, just like achievements in Xbox 360 or Minecraft:
Be challenged by "do it, no balls"? and accidentally lose your balls trying to complete it.
Pretty self-explanatory but..

A: where is B?
C: he is in hospital(
A: what happened?
C: got an "no balls" achievement
A: omfg... no balls???!
by Jakumba_ February 4, 2024
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Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
mugGet the Lifetime Achievement Awardmug.

Achievement by proxy

When you are watching somebody that you are proud of or can relate to achieve a goal that they have been have been working towards and feel the same sense of relief or accomplishment.
Man 1: look at Jimmy over there finally relaxing after his weight lifter finally benched 500 pounds and won the strongman competition!

Man 2: looks like he’s got some achievement by proxy!
by FertTheTurt February 19, 2024
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