"I am going to drop the axe on Rich, Paul"
"Why?"
"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"
"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."
"Why?"
"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"
"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."
by quest224 July 17, 2009
An alternative to showering
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
by CougHunter February 18, 2010
adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.
Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!
She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
by staddydaddy August 04, 2004
by porkosi trader January 03, 2009
The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.
The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
by The J-Spot January 12, 2005
by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
An axe box is a confined space or room filled with Axe body spray. This can be accomplished with an axe bomb or naturally occurs any boys high school or college locker room. Being in one for even a few minutes will leave you smelling like axe for days. May also cause headaches or brain damage that leaves you believing that axe actually smells good.
by payjamapants December 27, 2015